I think that it is safe to say that you have a drinking problem when you think a commercial about a baby that drinks to much milk is a direct parody of your life. This is the equivalent of walking into a gym, screaming the word bum and having someone stand up a say, who you callin' a bum? You might end up in a fist fight but one thing is for sure, you found the bum.
I have to be careful how I put this so I will use the word "allegedly" to avoid the legal wrath of Miss Lohan. When you have allegedly snorted, drank and or wasted away all your millions because you are acting in a manner that screams "I have issues" you are left with two choices, clean up your act or sue somebody
Out of the dysfunctional pack of party girls that included Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Britany Spears and Lindsay Lohan, all but her have been able to recover somewhat from their prior lifestyles. Britany Spears grew her hair back, fixed her body and is back as if she never left. I haven't heard a peep out of Paris since her stay in the can and though Nicole Richie continues to hope that her man will actually commit to her and their out of wedlock child, she seems to be headed in the right direction.
Though we all laugh at this absurdity, the truth of the matter is that this is a very sad situation. Lohan comes from a problematic upbringing and it has contributed to her destroying all of her God given gifts. Her worn exterior is the emotional dysfunction, sadness and chemical consumption seeping through. This is not to say that she is not responsible for her actions. Young fame has destroyed many lives and careers and the only one that can save Lindsay is Lindsay.
I think that it is safe to say that you have a drinking problem when you think a commercial about a baby that drinks to much milk is a direct parody of your life. This is the equivalent of walking into a gym, screaming the word bum and having someone stand up a say, who you callin' a bum? You might end up in a fist fight but one thing is for sure, you found the bum.
